What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.