What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.