What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.