What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.