What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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