They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Paperback
zika blyat
Zikachu.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Because they're so full of themselves.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
He stung her into action.
Life's a bee-itch and then you die."
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
M'laria
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Pokemon Go!
Peek-a-chu!
A Zikachu