Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !