What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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bullying

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a moscow

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nail the other hand to the floor.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..