What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..