What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle