Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)