Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.