What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.