What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!