Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar