What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.