What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.