Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.