Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!