Corner Jokes
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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?
Because corners are
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How do you know when a mongol is level?
He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
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What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?
Well, it just wouldn't be right.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
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What's big and green and sits in the corner?
The Incredible Sulk!
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What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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How do you confuse a fish?
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there are Targets on every corner.
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Where do go when you are cold?
The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)
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What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty bus
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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
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What's the most bitter tea in existence?
Reality *cries in the corner*
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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?
Because they don't cut corners.
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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner.
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What do you call the corner of 69th and main?
Your moms place of employment
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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?
because there is a target in every corner.
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Why is the oval office oval shaped?
Because the government cuts corners.
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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
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What the corniest part of a corn field?
The corner.
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Why did Arthur have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !
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What's big, green and cries in the corner?
The Incredible Sulk
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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
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How do you know that the drum riser is level?
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?
Stamp
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What should you do if you're cold?
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?
A Nietzsche market!
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Where should you go if you lost a corner?
To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.
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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?
Because they were cutting corners.
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?
Because there's a Target on every corner.
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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
There was a face off in the corner
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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD
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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?
Because there's a target on every corner.
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What should you do when you are cold?
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees
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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?
Its always 90 Degrees
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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?
So he can cut corners.
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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?
Because there's a Target on every corner
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How many men are in each corner?
3/5
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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
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Whats red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry
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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?
Because there's Targets around every corner.
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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
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What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The incredible Sulk.
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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?
Because they don't have attachments!
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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?
To cut the corners!
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How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?
Stamps!
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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?
Because they're 90 degrees!
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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp.
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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?
because he is a Boxer
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What do you do if hou are cold?
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
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How do you confuse a blind person?
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner