Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums