Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish