How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool