Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!