How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!