What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!