What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"