Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni