How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills