How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**