Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!