What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.