What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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A corpse.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Because they all live in de-nile...