What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh