What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.