How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.