Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...