What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.