What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu