How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.