How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.