Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders