What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.