What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.