What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable