What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison