What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.