What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.