Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
bout tree fiddy.
The pope died a virgin
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because they are a-door-able.
A meowntain
Cat holics
Cat-holic