How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!